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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

'Love' to do about NOTHING!
by Nabeelat

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ________________________________ When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry ________________________________ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi ________________________________ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates ________________________________ Woman inspires us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them. Dumas ________________________________ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud ________________________________ I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous ________________________________ "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman ________________________________ "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison ________________________________ "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran ________________________________ "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray ________________________________ Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash ________________________________ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous ________________________________ You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman ________________________________ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield ________________________________ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle ________________________________ Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous ________________________________ A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous ________________________________ First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR ....................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ....................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ...................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ..................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ...................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ...................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ....................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ....................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ....................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ...................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ....................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ....................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ...................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ....................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ....................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ...................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. .......................................................................

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