Frisky Larr (M. A.)
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The Zoning Poison and the Risk of
Balkanizing Nigeria by Frisky Larr
If for the sole purpose of proving the point that Nigeria belongs
to us all – north and south – and that rulership is not the
birthright of the northern mafia alone, who seeks to fight tooth
and nail to dominate the country, I will urge Jonathan to run and
damn the consequences.
Kill Jonathan and face the consequences! The Republic of Warri or
The Republic of Bayelsa will no longer be unimaginable phenomena.
After all, Europe has such city-states like Lichtenstein and San
Marino!
Never in the history of Nigeria has a clause in the constitution
of a single political party become such a lethal and volatile
minefield that is strongly seeking to explode on the corporate
existence of the already fragile union. Never in history has
Nigeria been so exposed to the project of a desperate stranglehold
on the nerves of its roots by a determined geographical mafia
fighting for a sustained power status. Never too, has the identity
of this desperate mafia and its desperate godfathers has been so
hopelessly laid bare than it is today in the wake of the national
debate on the zoning poison.
When the issue of succession came up at the collapse of the third
term bid by General Olusegun Obasanjo as President in the
democratic experiment, many blamed the General for not grooming a
successor through his good eight years at the peak of this
populous nation. The President made a hasty firework of domestic
diplomatic consultations and Jeannie was conjured out of the
bottle sitting on the throne at the State House in Katsina. Many
cried foul because General Obasanjo seemed to have crucified most
of his opponents at the time on a virile double-cross. Umaru Musa
Yar’Adua was credible enough to dissuade another erstwhile General
to launch a face-saving retreat. On this day it was, that the then
dissident Vice President Atiku Abubakar knew that his position in
the active determination of the course of events in the body
politics of Nigeria was being counted out. "Powerful” northern
backgrounders also launched a silent retreat to restrategize. Time
revealed what their strategy was.
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua simply had to strike a deal. It was a deal
that reassured the backgrounders that the dominance of the North
in the running of Nigerian political affairs will be reinstated
after eight years of daring and perfidious rearrangement in the
spirit of the Federal character. All that followed in the form of
amateurish policy reversals, appointments into strategic positions
without caring for geographical distribution, etc. is now history.
The man died! It was death in the valley of fate and the fate was
the destiny of our dearest nation.
Sometime in the nineteen eighties, the phrase “Kaduna Mafia” was
talk of the town and on everybody’s lips. The phrase never had a
face for public identification. But news made the round somehow in
the spirit of perfidy, that the Kaduna Mafia was the heart of
Nigerian politics, without which any act in the art of leadership
may survive the test of crucial times.
The events that however unfolded in the run-up to the demise of
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua brought us many steps closer to the age-long
mystery of the so-called Kaduna Mafia. Then, they were called "The
Cabal”! We thought we knew them all. Indeed, we thought we had
seen everything.
Today, we can understand and speculate on what indeed transpired
behind the iron curtains in the debate on 122/3
in the year 1979. It is no longer far-fetched to understand that
on no account, was the Southerner Obafemi Awolowo to be allowed to
succeed another Southerner General Olusegun Obasanjo who fate
catapulted to the realms of glory with the hands of the Kaduna
Mafia virtually tied. It didn’t seem to have mattered then that
Obafemi Awolowo was the more qualified candidate to steer the
course of Nigeria’s destiny. What seemed to have mattered was to
keep the power equilibrium slanted northwards.
There was obviously no way Olusegun Obasanjo could have been
denied succession to the assassinated Murtala Muhammed of blessed
memory without causing uproar in the hierarchy and upsetting the
smooth-sailing course of the mafia manipulations. The trick seemed
perfect and obviously worked without blemishes. Olusegun Obasanjo
– even though superficially the Head of State – was then made to
serve virtually under the leadership of the duo named Theophillus
Danjuma and Shehu Musa Yar’Adua. Obasanjo was therefore, a tried
and tested figure in the art of Puppet Management.
There were no challenges. No dissent either. The popular level of
enlightenment was yet marginal. Moreover, the bid to keep northern
influence above all else was not as blatant and arrogantly
flagrant as it has become today. The difference? If you ask me,
the position is now seriously threatened.
It started with the cabal that the backgrounders installed beside
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. They were certain, that the process of
reversing Obasanjo’s demolition of the northern influence and the
impacts of the mafia that was now, no longer based in Kaduna
alone, would be a gradual process that was to be completed in a
minimum period of eight years. Occasional outcries against
regional and geographical marginalization were expected and they
were simply poised to weather the storm and proceed with the
marching orders. Unfortunately though, they reckoned that the
President’s health would survive the eight strenuous years of
dubious complicity.
When it became obvious however that the President was steadily on
his way to the realms beyond, desperation became crass, flagrant
and shamelessly disrespectful. The Vice President of the time
Goodluck Jonathan, had hitherto been regarded by the cabal –
playing the script of the backgrounders –as a simple decorative
non-starter and the constitution was obviously a trash of academic
hullabaloos compiled and authored by a bunch of ego-soothing
Wisenheimers in their search for relevance.
We thought we knew the traitors. We pounced on the Aondoakaas and
the Turais and a bunch of copycat vuvuzela blowers! The
constitutionally inevitable had to happen unless they killed
Jonathan.
For the second time in a short period, the military did not dare
to execute a perfected coup plan. The world had warned military
leaders at the end of 2008 as information made the round that a
coup was imminent. The risk of ruling in pageantry and ending up
in The Hague like Charles Taylor, became a dreadful lever to deter
the courageous risk of “Fellow Nigerians…”! Suddenly Barack Obama
realized his mistake in sidelining Nigeria to visit Ghana in his
maiden call on Africa as a serving Head of State. Even though it
was made to teach Nigerian leaders a lesson that they deserved, it
was nonetheless strengthening the encapsulation of the northern
mafia. Nigeria became the scene of intense diplomatic activities.
In the end, the constitution prevailed when the man ultimately
died. Jonathan became the President. Immediately after, the
battlefront shifted and the actors simply became different.
There was no more Aondoakaa! There was no more Turai Yar’Adua!
Suddenly the battlefront shifted. No more Legalese! No more
housewife rule on visits to an ailing husband. The battle
immediately shifted to succession. Succession to the throne that
Jonathan had barely ascended! The new kids on the block suddenly
became Ibrahim Bademosi Babangida, the Sarakis and a host of other
copycat vuvuzela fellas.
The issue became zoning. It doesn’t seem to matter that this
zoning issue is an intra-party issue predicated on a clause in the
PDP constitution that openly violates the constitution of the
country. Definitely no! It is important enough to have other
northern governors who are not even members of the PDP voice their
support for the zoning arrangement.
The face of the present debate is now Ibrahim Babangida who
surprisingly, was also a quiet and background player at the time
Nigeria became the scene of a flurry of international diplomatic
activities to avert a military coup while Yar’Adua was in Saudi
Arabia. Visiting envoys mediating between the Jonathan camp and
the northern backgrounders frequently called on Ibrahim Bademosi
Babangida in unexplained clandestine roles.
Now that Aondoakaa is no more, the backgrounders seem to be doing
the dirty job more on their own than through proxies and
surrogates.
The common trait that today shares with yesterday when the cabal
reigned supreme, is the desperate bid to keep the north empowered.
The arguments employed are different from time to time. While the
constitutional limitations on the exercise of Vice Presidential
powers in the absence of the President dominated yesterday and
kept the northern cabal calling the shots in the name of the dying
Yar’Adua, today it is zoning as entrenched in the internal
constitution of the PDP that is the last hope of running business
as usual under the leadership of gun-wielding, gworo-chewing
peasant cattle rearers.
This is the reason I am surprised that several intellectual role
models of academic acclaim shortsightedly advance cogent reasons
these days to dissuade Jonathan from running for President. They
argue principally on the filth in the system and the PDP that will
inadvertently compromise Jonathan’s credibility as an achiever.
Unfortunately however, all the parties are run in the same old
filth. The actors are products of the same old filthy system – PDP
or not. Should this be a reason to willfully surrender to the
aggressive northern drive of perpetually enslaving the rest of the
nation after so many years of rulership and nothing to show?
Should this be a reason to resign to our fate and sellout to IBB
to proceed with the same old tricks in the system to which filth
he contributed immensely either as a direct and indirect leader,
coup plotter and mafia backgrounder?
Definitely no! Today, the nation is on the brink and waiting for a
lethal catalyst. Invisible military groups are nurtured in
regional hideouts and kept alive with armed robbery and
kidnappings. The opponents are intransigent. Thank goodness the
Jonathan camp seems determined to pick up the gauntlet and stand
up to the challenge.
If the ultimate risk of tearing Nigeria apart does not dawn on the
northerners who are clearly the aggressors in this case, then so
be Nigeria’s destiny.
If for the sole purpose of proving the point that Nigeria belongs
to us all – north and south – and that rulership is not the
birthright of the northern mafia alone, who seeks to fight tooth
and nail to dominate the country, I will urge Jonathan to run and
damn the consequences.
Kill Jonathan and face the consequences! The Republic of Warri or
The Republic of Bayelsa will no longer be unimaginable phenomena.
After all, Europe has such city-states like Lichtenstein and San
Marino!